Where's Waldo?
We here at Studio Ugly take our jobs very, very seriously. So much so, that we have taken a small hiatus from the blog in order to study with a few of the minor deities of Faux-tograghy. I would mention their names but we were forced at butter-knife-point to sign an exclusive NDA, because they are so massive and important to the survival of mankind as we know it. They are also so totally attractive that everyone envies everything about them, at all times. We have also taken a few courses with Annie Leibovitz to learn how to handle our stock portfolios and bank accounts. These household names have helped us immensely, as we had so obviously lost our way. To make up for our absence, we will be sharing a bit of inspiration, garnered from the countless minutes we spent in study. For example, the ever popular and totally groundbreaking new trend in the art of fake bokeh has inspired us to revisit the finer art of selective de-saturation. As a result, we bring to you an exclusive behind the scenes view of studio ugly at work...self portraits in Selective De-saturation. This underused and very difficult to master skill set is a sure sign that you are dealing with an experienced Faux-tographer. See if you can find Max and Julia. The first 1 million people to spot us will win a free ear of corn, a gallon of Oxygen or a brand new Cannon Mark 25d x, this new prototype camera / robot will take pictures for you and wash your car.
I wanted to leave a witty comment to the above pictures but I signed an NDA with myself preventing me from disclosing the funny to anyone except Studio Ugly. Of course I forgot that my agreement did not take into consideration by disclosing only to SU I may comprimise my status as a humble Anonymous Coward. This left me in the unfortunate position of being "up shits creek." Even with this limitation I can say the comment I would have made may have been found funny by some or, in others, strengthen the opinion that I should not quit my day job.
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This left me in the unfortunate position of being "up shits creek." Even with this limitation I can say the comment I would have made may have been found funny by some or, in others, strengthen the opinion that I should not quit my day job.
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