STUDIO UGLY: Monthly Archives for June 2009

STUDIO UGLY: Monthly Archives for June 2009

Studio Ugly introduces fabu-fauxtographer, Jillian Starlette!

Posted by studio ugly at 6/29/2009 1:37 AM | View Comments (16) | Add Comment

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose and, apparently, you can pick your friends nose!

Posted by studio ugly at 6/25/2009 4:43 PM | Add Comment

"Let me know when it's tight enough"

Posted by studio ugly at 6/24/2009 6:20 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

FREEDOM TO FAIL TOUR...

Posted by studio ugly at 6/22/2009 9:19 PM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

Ross sits mutely as Heather contemplates "to love, honor and OBEY"

Posted by studio ugly at 6/20/2009 1:59 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Annie, It's "finger" licking good..."finger"

Posted by studio ugly at 6/20/2009 1:04 AM | View Comments (4) | Add Comment

Talk about spineless!

Posted by studio ugly at 6/20/2009 12:42 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Who invited Uncle Fester?

Posted by studio ugly at 6/19/2009 1:48 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

FOR THE LAST TIME, GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SHOT, MAX!!!

Posted by studio ugly at 6/19/2009 1:38 AM | View Comments (4) | Add Comment

yeah, yeah...jesus this, jesus that...let's get to the kissing part.

Posted by studio ugly at 6/19/2009 1:32 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

He swore this is 12 inches!

Posted by studio ugly at 6/19/2009 1:23 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Classic case of manorexia...

Posted by studio ugly at 6/19/2009 1:17 AM | Add Comment

How to become a rock star wedding photographer.

Posted by studio ugly at 6/17/2009 5:39 AM | View Comments (48) | Add Comment

How to stay within your wedding budget: TIP #1...

Posted by studio ugly at 6/15/2009 12:24 AM | Add Comment

Picking your nose is a highly skilled and highly sought after art-form that can be quite hard to master.

Posted by studio ugly at 6/14/2009 9:24 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

A maid of honor's work is never done...

Posted by studio ugly at 6/14/2009 1:37 AM | View Comments (12) | Add Comment

You can't look like anime if you don't take the pain!

Posted by studio ugly at 6/13/2009 4:47 PM | Add Comment

It seemed like a good idea...at the time...

Posted by studio ugly at 6/13/2009 3:04 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Would you like a little cake with that fist?

Posted by studio ugly at 6/12/2009 8:36 PM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

"And then you put in the eye of newt..."

Posted by studio ugly at 6/12/2009 6:36 PM | Add Comment

Everyone has their god given talents...

Posted by studio ugly at 6/12/2009 3:07 PM | View Comments (5) | Add Comment

"Honey, did you pay the singer with a roll of quarters?"

Posted by studio ugly at 6/12/2009 5:57 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

The importance of branding...

Posted by studio ugly at 6/11/2009 7:44 PM | Add Comment

The secret to great photography is almost always in the stance.

Posted by studio ugly at 6/11/2009 5:05 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

Give him a little booze and anything in the closet looks good.

Posted by studio ugly at 6/11/2009 4:30 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Love is blind. Of course Andy smiles as she walks down the aisle. The groomsmen, however...

Posted by studio ugly at 6/11/2009 2:40 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

The Amazing Kreskin does his variation on the tablecloth trick by removing the brides petticoat in the middle of the dance floor

Posted by studio ugly at 6/10/2009 7:37 PM | Add Comment

You're putting what? Where?

Posted by studio ugly at 6/10/2009 5:23 PM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

CENSORSHIP...

Posted by studio ugly at 6/9/2009 10:08 PM | Add Comment

It's raining men, hallelujah!

Posted by studio ugly at 6/9/2009 8:21 PM | Add Comment

...as they prepared to drive to the reception, they both wondered at the sudden appearance of the strange rash...

Posted by studio ugly at 6/9/2009 5:54 PM | View Comments (5) | Add Comment

"thank you, come again!"

Posted by studio ugly at 6/9/2009 4:54 AM | Add Comment

Venus De Bride-o

Posted by studio ugly at 6/9/2009 2:19 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

Everyone has their own point of view

Posted by studio ugly at 6/8/2009 7:12 PM | Add Comment

It's the moment before the kiss...the almost kiss

Posted by studio ugly at 6/8/2009 3:31 AM | View Comments (6) | Add Comment

Everyone is always mistaking people for food. Do they not cater these events?

Posted by studio ugly at 6/8/2009 3:03 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Umm...Uncle Mortey, you're supposed to break the glass with your foot, not your gut. Mazel Tov!

Posted by studio ugly at 6/7/2009 9:56 PM | Add Comment

There's a crank in here somewhere, near my temples, that makes my hair deflate as I turn it...

Posted by studio ugly at 6/7/2009 9:33 PM | Add Comment

Being a truly successful wedding photographer has nothing to do with talent and everything to do with being "hot".

Posted by studio ugly at 6/7/2009 6:34 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

I'm sure there is a joke in here somewhere...

Posted by studio ugly at 6/7/2009 4:35 AM | Add Comment

Look at my son. He's made out of silly puddy!

Posted by studio ugly at 6/7/2009 3:06 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Our clients love us so much, they practically beg to get blogged...

Posted by studio ugly at 6/7/2009 1:23 AM | Add Comment

These economic times...

Posted by studio ugly at 6/6/2009 11:49 AM | Add Comment

Inspiration

Posted by studio ugly at 6/5/2009 6:31 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

"wait, wait... I gotta pee"

Posted by studio ugly at 6/4/2009 11:50 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

The Vendor Client Relationship - in real world situations

Posted by studio ugly at 6/4/2009 7:36 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

Yes, by all means, more of that please.

Posted by studio ugly at 6/4/2009 6:49 PM | Add Comment

What would Studio Ugly be without a little fusion? And who better to make fun of than the photographers themselves!

Posted by studio ugly at 6/4/2009 2:35 AM | Add Comment

Here's one from the archives: Because sometimes, It's so much more than just an ugly venue challenge.

Posted by studio ugly at 6/4/2009 2:19 AM | Add Comment

Tonight's post is brought to you by Wendy Klemen Parry. You can see more of her hideous photography at www.trashmydress.ca

Posted by studio ugly at 6/4/2009 1:26 AM | Add Comment

Group shots are my favorite

Posted by studio ugly at 6/3/2009 10:35 PM | Add Comment

The next item up for bid is this lovely cake. It can be yours if the price is right!

Posted by studio ugly at 6/3/2009 9:56 PM | Add Comment

Street Master

Posted by studio ugly at 6/3/2009 9:12 PM | Add Comment

"I am completely comfortable after 3 hours of straddling you and your bridesmaids in these sensible shoes"

Posted by studio ugly at 6/3/2009 8:56 PM | Add Comment

Someone forgot to brush her hair...

Posted by studio ugly at 6/3/2009 8:16 PM | Add Comment

Because Life Happens