STUDIO UGLY: Monthly Archives for June 2009

Studio Ugly introduces fabu-fauxtographer, Jillian Starlette!

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose and, apparently, you can pick your friends nose!

"Let me know when it's tight enough"

FREEDOM TO FAIL TOUR...

Ross sits mutely as Heather contemplates "to love, honor and OBEY"

Annie, It's "finger" licking good..."finger"

Talk about spineless!

Who invited Uncle Fester?

FOR THE LAST TIME, GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SHOT, MAX!!!

yeah, yeah...jesus this, jesus that...let's get to the kissing part.

He swore this is 12 inches!

Classic case of manorexia...

How to become a rock star wedding photographer.

How to stay within your wedding budget: TIP #1...

Picking your nose is a highly skilled and highly sought after art-form that can be quite hard to master.

A maid of honor's work is never done...

You can't look like anime if you don't take the pain!

It seemed like a good idea...at the time...

Would you like a little cake with that fist?

"And then you put in the eye of newt..."

Everyone has their god given talents...

"Honey, did you pay the singer with a roll of quarters?"

The importance of branding...

The secret to great photography is almost always in the stance.

Give him a little booze and anything in the closet looks good.

Love is blind. Of course Andy smiles as she walks down the aisle. The groomsmen, however...

The Amazing Kreskin does his variation on the tablecloth trick by removing the brides petticoat in the middle of the dance floor

You're putting what? Where?

CENSORSHIP...

It's raining men, hallelujah!

...as they prepared to drive to the reception, they both wondered at the sudden appearance of the strange rash...

"thank you, come again!"

Venus De Bride-o

Everyone has their own point of view

It's the moment before the kiss...the almost kiss

Everyone is always mistaking people for food. Do they not cater these events?

Umm...Uncle Mortey, you're supposed to break the glass with your foot, not your gut. Mazel Tov!

There's a crank in here somewhere, near my temples, that makes my hair deflate as I turn it...

Being a truly successful wedding photographer has nothing to do with talent and everything to do with being "hot".

I'm sure there is a joke in here somewhere...

Look at my son. He's made out of silly puddy!

Our clients love us so much, they practically beg to get blogged...

These economic times...

Inspiration

"wait, wait... I gotta pee"

The Vendor Client Relationship - in real world situations

Yes, by all means, more of that please.

What would Studio Ugly be without a little fusion? And who better to make fun of than the photographers themselves!

Here's one from the archives: Because sometimes, It's so much more than just an ugly venue challenge.

Tonight's post is brought to you by Wendy Klemen Parry. You can see more of her hideous photography at www.trashmydress.ca

Group shots are my favorite

The next item up for bid is this lovely cake. It can be yours if the price is right!

Street Master

"I am completely comfortable after 3 hours of straddling you and your bridesmaids in these sensible shoes"

Someone forgot to brush her hair...

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